The Emergence of Mr Raman

THE Palaszczuk government’s schlock peddler, The Courier Mail, earlier this evening reported the emergence from Gold Coast University Hospital of the man, the myth, the legendary Public Enemy Number 1, Duran Raman. Interviewed by Nine News (whose reporter staked out the car park), he accused Annastacia Palaszczuk and former CHO, now Queensland Governor, Jeannette Young of exaggerating his condition. He was also asked if he regretted not being vaccinated:

No. It wasn’t that bad. I was fine. They were exaggerating something stupid. It wasn’t like I was on my deathbed and needing high-flow oxygen.”

Obviously a man of unflappable disposition, he also showed he was a damned good sport. He said he was sorry for ignoring the state’s border control rules – though he harmed precisely nobody by doing so – and announced a new personal goal: “My aim is to be Queensland’s public friend No.1.” The invented villain of this shameful episode turns out to be the most admirable person involved. Never take the word of Premiers, bureaucrats or newspapers that calumniate people without even talking to them. The propensity of officials to lie – coupled with the belief that dishonesty is now a pious obligation – is destroying the nation.

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9 Responses to The Emergence of Mr Raman

  1. FlyingPigs says:

    He best have a tracker on him in case he vanishes like the Covid.

  2. FlyingPigs says:

    Just like Italian Covid deaths he could be disappeared over night.

    Italy Makes a Stunning Announcement About COVID-19 Death Toll
    Italy’s Institute of Health now counts only those who died from COVID-19 has having died from COVID-19, reducing COVID-19 deaths in the hard-hit country from over 130,000 to fewer than 4,000.

  3. Chris M says:

    Good stuff! Anyone know where this clip can be viewed?

  4. Shy Ted says:

    But has he been forcibly jabbed?

  5. Not Trampis says:

    some people obviously have never been to hospital.
    My next door neighbour had a mild heart attack last year. He thought he was fine. Both the specialist and nurse informed him he was lucky to be alive.
    Quite clearly sometimes a patient does not know the full picture.

  6. Rex Anger says:

    Homer Paxton, you are full of shit.

    You belong on a toilet, not here at CL’s blog.

    Go and leave your skidmarks elsewhere…

  7. Roger says:

    The propensity of officials to lie – coupled with the belief that dishonesty is now a pious obligation – is destroying the nation.

    I do wonder if Young’s nominated replacement pulled the pin on the position because he realised he would be carrying water for Palaszczuk and his conscience wouldn’t permit it.

  8. Ed Case says:

    Was he jabbed?
    Well, now that Princess Annastacia has made the Noble Noodle a Media Celebrity, they couln’ae take a rrrisk with the ClotShot.
    I’d say, at worst, he got the Saline Shot.

  9. Boambee John says:

    Non Compos Mentis

    My next door neighbour had a mild heart attack last year. He thought he was fine.

    Your neighbour should have listened when the cardiologist informed him that a heart attack is a heart attack is a heart attack. The difference is in the degree of damage done.

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