Right Arm Farce: Vaccine bowled out for a royal duck

If the match was to be postponed it would be the second first-class fixture to be moved on the morning of day one this season.

A Shield match between Tasmania and Queensland suffered a similar fate last month due to border concerns amid fears of an outbreak in Brisbane.

Cricket Australia says Will Sutherland’s positive result “requires further analysis.” That means he’ll get the all-clear after a suitably virtuous iso-pantomime.

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5 Responses to Right Arm Farce: Vaccine bowled out for a royal duck

  1. Pommyal says:

    Cricket Australia have obviously gone insane. Euthanasia anyone?. Yes please.

  2. jupes says:

    I hope they still had time to bend the knee to BLM before the game was postponed.

  3. C.L. says:

    Changed title from diamond to royal.
    Technically, it isn’t possible to be bowled out for d.d. 🙂

  4. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    If you take a duck and put it in an autoclave with the right temperature and pressure conditions, you can turn it into a diamond.

    How to Turn Peanut Butter Into a Diamond (2014)

    OK yes that’s OT. On the other hand if I start wearing a dress I think I’d have a real chance at getting into the Australian Womens’ side as a fast bowler. I’m over 60 but with a bit of practice I’m sure I could outdo the current lady pacers by ten or twenty kph.

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