Ahahahahahaha

The perpetrator should never have to buy a drink again: Police officer ‘assaulted’ at Covid protest.

A Victoria Police officer has been assaulted at an anti-vaccine “freedom” protest in Melbourne on Sunday.

The rally — which involved an estimated 4000 marching against vaccine mandates and public health orders — resulted in one arrest, Victoria Police confirmed.

“One person was arrested in relation to an assault of a police officer,” a spokesman said.
The 59-year-old woman has been released and is expected to be charged on summons with unlawful assault. The police officer was not seriously injured.”

Protests were also held in Sydney and the Gold Coast on Sunday.

I’m reminded of what Paul Keating once said about ‘bullying’ (back when the word was rarely used outside of primary school settings): “Even if it happened, you wouldn’t tell anyone about it.”

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19 Responses to Ahahahahahaha

  1. FlyingPigs says:

    What was the actual “assault”?

    Yelling rude words?

    Probably his mother telling him off!

  2. Pommyal says:

    Must have run out of pepper spray.

  3. Not Trampis says:

    The link is wrong.
    Paul Keating was wrong. This merely encourages them.
    Assault is not bullying it is assault!

    Three wrong and dusted. Way to go.

    I look forward to your encouraging words to extinction rebellion protesters next time they demonstrate. I’m sure you will apologise for their violent actions as well.

  4. C.L says:

    No, the link is not wrong.
    Paul Keating was right.
    Extinction Rebellion protesters are not female pensioners.

  5. C.L says:

    Imagine having to show your face at the cop shop after filling out a report saying you were ‘assaulted’ by a 59 year-old lady.

  6. Boambee John says:

    Poor old Non Compos Mentis, grasping desperately for some minimal relevance. Sad, low energy!

    Still, he has at least notices that Stinky Rebellion, like their comrades in Ante-Fa (pre-cursor to fascism) and BLM, are not “mostly peaceful”, unlike the demonstration discussed, with only one claimed assault, by an old lady on one of VicStasi’s “finest”.

  7. Not Trampis says:

    what deplorables do these days. Can’t get their story straight and are apologists for assaulting people.
    BLM are mostly peaceful. antifa exist to fight violence with violence. notice he tries to avoid the point.
    that is what you do when you fail primary school.

    The link is about omicron so it is wrong. A lie.

    A 59 year old woman is not a pensioner. Can’t you get anything right.

    notice how CL apologises for bullies.
    Typical

  8. Boambee John says:

    Non Compos Mentis

    BLM are mostly peaceful

    The journalistic description is “Fiery BUT mostly peaceful”. Do try to keep up with the accepted terminology.

    antifa exist to fight violence with violence.

    Sure, it is pure coincidence that violence starts whenever Ante-Fa (precursor to fascism) appears, and Ante-Fa always carries suitable weapons. Your mate munty always cheers them on, saying he supports their violence.

    that is what you do when you fail primary school.

    Since you have brought the subject up, your punctuation has again declined in standard. Perhaps you never got out of kindy? That could explain the problem that you have.

    The link is about omicron so it is wrong. A lie.

    You need to keep up with the many variants, but the link is about a demonstration, so you are a fool.

    notice how CL apologises for bullies.

    Says the apologist for Ante-Fa street thugs. Typical.

  9. C.L. says:

    Homer, you’ve got your work cut out to persuade anyone that a 59 year-old woman ‘bullied’ a policeman armed with a Glock.

  10. Boambee John says:

    ‘bullied’ a policeman armed with a Glock.

    Also a baton, a Taser, pepper spray, and large boots (which have been used previously as weapons by VicStasi).

  11. Chris M says:

    Next time he should wear his full turtle suit, poor wee lad.

  12. FlyingPigs says:

    Not Trampis says:
    13 December, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Where can I get the hallucinogens you are consuming?

  13. Not Trampis says:

    The woman di not bully the policeman she allegedly assaulted him. Learn the difference in words.
    The link is about Omicron as far as anyone can link it. The in not the first titme you have lied about a link.

    Models when a person says a group fights violence with violence it is a criticism. If only you passed primary school.

    Change the name to the Error Lad

  14. Boambee John says:

    Non Compos Mentis

    The woman di not bully the policeman she allegedly assaulted him. Learn the difference in words.

    Several threads ago, CL posted about police violence. You denied that such had occurred. I responded with a list of known, recorded, cases of police violence in Victoria alone. The examples ranged from mild (arresting and handcuffing a pregnant woman in her pyjamas) to the brutal (picking a man up and driving him head first into a concrete floor). You fled the thread in apparent horror at your inability to defend your stupid comment. Alongside the few (of very many) examples that you ignored, a 59 year old woman allegedly shoving a fit young copper seems quite innocuous.

    Models when a person says a group fights violence with violence it is a criticism. If only you passed primary school.

    When the group that supposedly “fights violence with violence” frequently initiates violence, and roams the streets ready for a fight, they merit the name Ante-Fa (the pre-cursor to the fascism you clearly support).

    You keep referring to someone (me?) as “models”. If you are actually referring to me, you are presumably too stupid, or too poorly educated, to comprehend that I disdain models. The ones used these days are corrupted by the silly assumptions behind them, and re completely useless. Most “studies” by “researchers” have the same problems. Are you sure you even finished pre-school? Perhaps child care was your peak?

  15. Boambee John says:

    The link is about Omicron as far as anyone can link it.

    I suppose I have to be the one to point out to Non Compos Mentis that when the link is to a summary page of multiple COVID related stories, then it is a good idea to scan down through the stories to find the one being referenced.

    To help our slow learner, it is the story at 1907. This is not the first time that his sloppiness has exposed him to embarrassment and subsequent ridicule.

    Honestly, it’s like trying to educate a small child!

  16. Shy Ted says:

    Criminal Code s 245: Definition of assault
    (1) A person who strikes, touches, or moves, or otherwise applies force of any kind
    to, the person of another, either directly or indirectly, without the other person’s
    consent, or with the other person’s consent if the consent is obtained by fraud,
    or who by any bodily act or gesture1 attempts or threatens to apply force of any
    kind to the person of another without the other person’s consent, under such
    circumstances that the person making the attempt or threat has actually or
    apparently a present ability to effect the person’s purpose, is said to assault
    that other person, and the act is called an assault.

    See, it’s reserved for the cops.

  17. Lee says:

    BLM are mostly peaceful. antifa exist to fight violence with violence.

    ROFLMAO!

    What an authoritarian, fascistic supporter of a police state and Richard Cranium, living in his own fantasy world you are.

  18. Boambee John says:

    Just to collate the multiple errors of Non Compos Mentis, apparently caused by an inability to scroll down, or ignorance that such is possible.

    Not Trampis says:
    13 December, 2021 at 8:59 am
    The link is wrong.

    Not Trampis says:
    13 December, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    The link is about omicron so it is wrong. A lie.

    Not Trampis says:
    14 December, 2021 at 7:57 am

    The link is about Omicron as far as anyone can link it. The in not the first titme (sic) you have lied about a link.

  19. FlyingPigs says:

    Seems Australian Police Forces did a direct copy,

    Justice Department Moves to Conceal Police Misconduct on January 6
    Preventing defendants from telling juries exactly what happened on January 6 is the Justice Department’s latest attempt to cover up pervasive police misconduct.

    https://amgreatness.com/2021/12/13/justice-department-moves-to-conceal-police-misconduct-on-january-6/

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