Churchill mobilized the English language and sent it into battle

Whenever Kamala Harris tries to do the same, the English language dies during basic training.
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4 Responses to Churchill mobilized the English language and sent it into battle

  1. NoFixedAddress says:

    Love Is Love.

  2. Petros says:

    Well the Yanks do have much smaller working vocabularies than the Poms. It tends to lead to simplistic discourse. We are worse off for it.

  3. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    There’s a Kamala Harris random policy announcement generator. Some examples just now:

    Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a universal tariff relief program for migrants who open a concierge that operates for 5 weeks in a tent city.

    Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a prison reform program for healthcare workers who open a drugstore that operates for 16 months in a golf course.

    Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish an offshore tax shelter program for leftists who open a fortune teller tent that operates for 14 days in gentrified communities.

    Very simple but captures the word salad style pretty well.

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