Which is why Miss Palaszczuk’s brightest have devised this innovative citizen-safety technology:
Visitors to Fraser Island are being armed with government-issued ‘dingo sticks’ to fight off wild dogs as a hunt for the animals responsible for the latest terrifying attack ramps up.
Bins filled with PVC pipes fashioned into dingo-repelling weapons and dingo safety warnings have been installed at resorts and campsites on the World Heritage-listed island by the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service.
The dangerous pests should be wiped out. The dingoes, I mean – not just the Labor governments.
Why is it not closed to the public?
Haha! When I was a little tacker, I sometimes (often?) walked the couple of blocks to kindy on my own. In October, when I was attacked by magpies from the park, my mum issued me with a ‘magpie stick’. Ahead of her time!
Surprising that the Australian government trusts citizens to own a stick.
Remove the apostrophy! .. that’s what’s triggering the dogs .. LOL!
“dingo-repelling” weapons
“don’t walk alone” (from Premier P. et al)
More aggressive than last year?
Such a shame
after Fraser was given that new name with the stolen apostrophe.
A ‘Dingo Stick’ in .223 should do the trick. Or .308 if you want to be sure to be sure. Or apply rule .303.
And if you belt a dingo you’ll be up on animal cruelty charges.
Lawsuit from PETA in 3…2…
Shades of the Monty Python sketch about defending yourself against someone attacking you with a banana. Or Dad’s Army doing rifle drill with broomsticks and shouting ‘bang!’ Or that European safety video about women defending themselves from mu$l!m rapists by making a ‘stop’ gesture.
Has anyone asked the Voice for ancient aboriginal wisdom about how to deal with dingoes?
after Fraser was given that new name with the stolen apostrophe.
The fact that the new name is written is a bad case of cultural appropriation. The abos never invented writing.
Why is it not closed to the public?
That’s the long term Plan.
Australia’s purest pack of Dingoes.
Scientists want the Island closed so they can study the cuddly little fellers.
It’s been a long slog.
First they got rid of the cattle.
Then they got rid of the Timber Industry.
Then they got rid of everyone that wasn’t working in the Tourist Industry
A few more attacks and it will be
Labor is too canny to shut the place down, but the next LNP Government has likely already made the call.
The dogs should be re-located if possible – or shot. Every one of them.
How would a stick have helped the poor woman stalked and mauled by an entire pack?
Pure genetics i’m afraid.
Those Dingoes are sacred to our New Class.
On the brighter side, they believe in Eugenics, just not for people.
Men again.
Nah, I’d use the USMC Mark 19 40mm Automatic Grenade Launcher but probably not wise to hand those out to civilian tourists.
The park management could make a killing ( yeah, I know) renting out some full metal sub machine Gel Blasters like the Classic Army MP5SD .
Forget paintball, this will really bring in a whole new class of weekend (warriors).
Got a shock when I first saw Dingoes at Taronga Park.
I was expecting something the size of a Blue Heeler, not a short haired dog as tall as a German Shepherd.
If you want ‘wild dogs’ go up in the Brindabella Ranges!
I actually don’t believe the breed purity of the Fraser Island “dingo”.
The pack actions are not normal and is typical of ‘wild dogs’ let alone some breeds that are well known to maul and kill people.
Years back the green communists were seeding Fraser Island with mongrel breeds to stop all sorts of activity.
Sand mine and strip the bloody joint or carry out aerial baiting.
At some point Fraser Island will be closed except for the western side resort. Most Australians will not be allowed to see it at all except via special bus tours. No getting off the bus. Indigenous people will be paid millions to “caretake” the island.
Riversutra says:
19 July, 2023 at 12:45 pm
Or apply rule .303.
Nah, I’d use the USMC Mark 19 40mm Automatic Grenade Launcher but probably not wise to hand those out to civilian tourists.
The park management could make a killing ( yeah, I know) renting out some full metal sub machine Gel Blasters like the Classic Army MP5SD .
Forget paintball, this will really bring in a whole new class of weekend (warriors).
I like your style.
At some point Fraser Island will be closed except for the western side resort.
okay.
Most Australians will not be allowed to see it at all except via special bus tours.
I think they’ll just shut it to the General Public altogether.
Indigenous people will be paid millions to “caretake” the island.
Perhaps, but they won’t be living on the Island
Fraser Island (Jurassic Park) complete with Dinosaur Dingo Dogs!
The dingoes on Kn’Fraser were small and timid back in the seventies and eighties. These ones nowadays look like mongrels.
what Petros says 19 July, 2023 at 7:13 pm