Category Archives: Fake conservatism

Peter Dutton and the Moment of Truth

Posted on 14 September, 2022 by C.L.

TRAINING a donkey for The Everest would be easy compared to prepping the LNP for the big race. The big race isn’t the next election, by the way – a glittering but secondary event – but an older, weightier contest: … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate hoax, Fake conservatism, Federal politics | 57 Comments

Rupe-a-Dope

Posted on 19 July, 2022 by C.L.

Before anything else, let me once again thank all those who’ve dialed us up on recent nights. As we did the previous week, we beat Piers Morgan every evening. As I always say, I mention him only because Rupert Murdoch … Continue reading →

Posted in Fake conservatism, Media | 3 Comments

John Howard’s enduring legacy

Posted on 30 June, 2022 by C.L.

Man found dead in Melbourne this morning after ANOTHER shooting. Thank goodness for Australia’s strict gun laws that only allow criminals to own firearms. — Avi Yemini (@OzraeliAvi) June 29, 2022

Posted in Fake conservatism, Rule of law | 31 Comments

Hard cases make bad law but zombie-grade distractions

Posted on 28 June, 2022 by C.L.

There are circumstances where we need to think about the mother’s wellbeing as well as the circumstances in which that pregnancy, particularly in abhorrent cases like rape and incest, that we need to just use a little bit of common … Continue reading →

Posted in Ethics and morality, Fake conservatism | 31 Comments

Voicers wheel out the old ‘leftism is really conservatism’ trope

Posted on 28 June, 2022 by C.L.

Last seen during the gay ‘marriage’ debate, Troy Bramston press-gangs it back into service. The voice to parliament is not a third chamber. It would only advise the parliament, which could accept or reject its advice. The voice would not … Continue reading →

Posted in Fake conservatism, Federal politics, Left-wing extremism | 21 Comments

Love triangle: ‘Door Matt’ Guy competing with Dom for Dan

Posted on 23 June, 2022 by C.L.

Roger Franklin on the latest of Mr Guy’s flirtations: A not-so-alternative Victorian government.

Posted in Fake conservatism, Left-wing extremism | 12 Comments

Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Disunity is unity.

Posted on 19 June, 2022 by C.L.

Perrottet says $25M cost to fly Aboriginal flag on Harbour Bridge a ‘small price to pay’ for unity.

Posted in Fake conservatism, Left-wing extremism | 12 Comments

Wokeback Mountain

Posted on 19 June, 2022 by C.L.

Love is love: Dan and Dom: the two premiers leading a vibe shift in Australian politics. The cooperative, nonpartisan aspect [of the relationship] plays very well with voters who, at the federal election, supported independents largely because they rejected that … Continue reading →

Posted in Fake conservatism, State politics | 22 Comments

Devout Catholic Perrottet expands the Goo-ga Archipelago

Posted on 15 June, 2022 by C.L.

Motherhood as enemy of The Economy: $1.4 billion for NSW preschool fee relief. Parents of preschoolers will save thousands in childcare fees as part of a $1.4 billion package to be included in next week’s NSW budget. Premier Dominic Perrottet … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Fake conservatism | 23 Comments

A ‘sorry’ pay cut for politicians would be universally beneficial

Posted on 11 June, 2022 by C.L.

Dumb: NSW Premier says ‘thank-you’ cash bonus will not go to private and aged care nurses.

Posted in Economics and the economy, Fake conservatism | 5 Comments

Piers Morgan: Woke Fraud

Posted on 18 May, 2022 by C.L.

IT’S a shame the ‘Uncensored’ host being called a “c-nt” live on air by a male “trans activist” he willingly identified as “Jane” takes attention away from the interview that followed. The obscenity was less revealing and indictable than Morgan’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Fake conservatism, Left-wing extremism, Media | 12 Comments

Saving Private Raytheon

Posted on 11 May, 2022 by C.L.

More cash rations for heroic arms dealers: Congress races to pass $40B Ukraine aid package.

Posted in Fake conservatism, War and peace | 21 Comments

Liberal Party makes support for decapitating babies mandatory

Posted on 10 May, 2022 by C.L.

Chinese values: Bernie Finn steps down after ‘controversial’ social media comments on abortion.

Posted in Fake conservatism, Left-wing extremism, State politics | 15 Comments

The Ghost Who Won’t Walk

Posted on 10 May, 2022 by C.L.
Posted in Fake conservatism, Politics | 24 Comments

Morrison by a length in the No Business Being There Stakes

Posted on 2 May, 2022 by C.L.

Albanese marches in Labour Day parade in Brisbane as Morrison attends Eid service in Sydney.

Posted in Elections, Fake conservatism | 4 Comments

Sadly Missed

Posted on 28 April, 2022 by C.L.

Retired Liberal politician Christopher Pyne reveals he’s never sat past ROW FIVE on a plane and admits he was surprised to discover there were ‘so many seats’ behind the first class curtain.

Posted in Fake conservatism | 21 Comments

Men Xi’s

Posted on 27 April, 2022 by C.L.

Nationals MP Darren Chester agrees with Scott Morrison that Australia must become poorer: Matt Canavan is becoming like the Japanese intelligence officer who refused to accept World War II was over and hid in the Philippines jungle for 30 years. … Continue reading →

Posted in Elections, Fake conservatism, Federal politics | 10 Comments

The art of the teal: “It is the government’s absolute policy”

Posted on 26 April, 2022 by C.L.

Endorsed by China: Scott Morrison forced to clarify net zero commitment amid Coalition division.

Posted in Climate hoax, Fake conservatism | 8 Comments