Category Archives: Whatever

Destined for sculpted immortality, legends do what they do best

Posted on 2 December, 2023 by C.L.

Matildas fall to Canada 5-0 in first meeting between the two sides since Women’s World Cup.

Posted in Sport, Whatever | 8 Comments

As the ABC headline writer insists, this is not a women’s issue

Posted on 22 October, 2023 by C.L.

As prices for sanitary products steadily increase, Australians with periods are feeling the pinch.

Posted in Economics and the economy, Whatever | 8 Comments

You’re not “legendary” if a headline has to explain who you are

Posted on 18 October, 2023 by C.L.

Goanna frontman Shane Howard returns Order of Australia in response to referendum result.

Posted in Politics, Whatever | 16 Comments

Vox Pops

Posted on 28 September, 2023 by C.L.

Posted in Culture, Politics, Whatever | 41 Comments

What a man at the ABC has to do to impress the ladies at work

Posted on 2 September, 2023 by C.L.

Eleventh-ranked soccer losers are “up there with Bradman or Phar Lap,” says Dan Colasimone.

Posted in Politics, Whatever | 16 Comments

October 14: The date destined to go down in Australian history

Posted on 30 August, 2023 by C.L.

For the inaugural running of the group 1 weight-for-age King Charles III Stakes at Royal Randwick.

Posted in History, Sport, Whatever | 36 Comments

Rise of Matildas is about more than one team. It’s a feminist cultural reckoning for our daughters. The tropes have been put to rest. Women don’t play as well, we’ve been told. They don’t have as much physical power. They … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Sport, Whatever | 40 Comments

Peak Foil

Posted on 7 August, 2023 by C.L.

DRIVING along the home stretch later than usual this evening, I wanted to get some cigarettes but noticed my local Kwik-E-Mart was already closed. That meant I had to do something all partakers truly dread. No, I don’t mean quit. … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Whatever | 15 Comments

The never-ending suffering of contemporary Australian women

Posted on 17 July, 2023 by C.L.

Former Matildas forward Sarah Walsh blames a ‘lack of research’ for prevalence of knee injuries.

Posted in Fake news, Whatever | 16 Comments

Ernie Off

Posted on 10 July, 2023 by C.L.

Dispute between traditional owners over smoking ceremony delays Perth freeway ribbon cutting.

Posted in Politics, Whatever | 37 Comments

DM comments kitchen phoned. They’re all out of schadenfreude

Posted on 30 April, 2023 by C.L.

Extinction Rebellion founder posts furious tirade after hospital served him boiled carrots for dinner.

Posted in Left-wing extremism, Whatever | 10 Comments

Finally: The long-awaited sequel to ‘No Country For Old Men’

Posted on 10 April, 2023 by C.L.

Posted in Culture, Whatever | 19 Comments

Humanising reptiles isn’t respecting nature. It’s mumbo jumbo.

Posted on 3 March, 2023 by C.L.

We are all like one family. This is like my elder brother got shot, or maybe my son or my cousin.” – A traditional owner laments the culling of a rogue croc

Posted in Culture, Whatever | 45 Comments

To be exhibited alongside all of Shane Drumgold’s evidence

Posted on 21 February, 2023 by C.L.

Brittany Higgins’ stunning plan to donate the $475 white dress she wore during her ‘rape speech’ to a major museum is revealed – and she wants it displayed with other major democratic artifacts.

Posted in Fake news, Whatever | 27 Comments

For obvious historical reasons, this news is not exactly a shock

Posted on 10 February, 2023 by C.L.

How it started/how it’s going: Church of England votes in favour of blessings for same-sex unions.

Posted in History, Whatever | 16 Comments

Australia Googles Taryn Brumfitt, our most beloved compatriot

Posted on 26 January, 2023 by C.L.

Will she apply her doctrine to the fashionable trans-mutilation of perfectly healthy bodies? Nope.

Posted in Culture, Fake news, Whatever | 32 Comments

As Labor Premiers institute a literally Nazi euthanasia regime…

Posted on 12 January, 2023 by C.L.

Dominic Perrottet has admitted he wore a Nazi uniform at his 21st “fancy dress” birthday party. “He seems to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Israel, dominated by his irrational hatred of the Jewish State and willingness to be a … Continue reading →